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Weight Loss Humour. 07/05/2010
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Carol Willis, a friend of mine, who I me by accident, over the internet, when searching for a merchant account reseller, is a very clever, writer, of the Modern Woman’s Guide, blog, just popped this in her facebook status.

 “The War on Weight continues, with massive casualties in the camp of fat cells...the official loss stands at 20 000grams with Carol vowing to take more in the near future. So far the victims have largely hailed from the hip and waist region but the residents of the chest region are starting to fear for their own as the war continues without cessation...”


I loved the wit of it J.

Mind you, I got some response when I said, " I was going to the sales tomorrow to buy a set of bathroom scales that would weigh 10 kilo lighter."  You have to laughJ, lighten the dayJ, we know it comes down to work in the end, not trick scales.  I did my Body Pump class this afternoon and was thrilled because I achieved a walking hover for the first time ever. J.  practice makes perfect, by the time I am too old to do a perfect walking hover, lol, I will master it. :-)

I just loved Carol’s description in her blog, about the spinning class she attended:-

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You realise that the torturous saddle has cut off all feeling in your butt, groin and even the very tops of your thighs. This is getting uncomfortable, so at the next command you rise out of the saddle along with the other victims. Holy cow! Who would have thought that this simple action was so damned hard??? You hover uncertainly for a few seconds, trying to look suave and well practiced. You look down and notice the clip that the instructor used to adjust the height of your handlebars is vibrating slightly and suddenly you realise…..” Read more ->,
How To Tame a Spinning Class’.
 


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